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    November 09

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈的笑话!!

    One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

    Girl: Father, I have sinned.

    Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

    Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

    Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

    Girl: He touched my breast.

    Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

    Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

    Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

    Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

    Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

    Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

    Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

    Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

    Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

    Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

    Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

    Girl: But he had AIDS!!

    Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
     
     
     
     
     

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    还没更新哪宝贝儿!上次来就是这篇!我操!幸亏我还认识俩单词儿,看懂了...
     
    Nov. 21
    xia summerwrote:
    哈哈,我喜欢你的性格.
     
    伊卡洛斯是希腊神话中的建筑师和雕刻家代达罗斯的儿子,传说他在逃亡时因不小心飞近太阳,使装在他身上的蜡翼遇热融化,最后坠海而死。
    Nov. 18
    Chow Zoeywrote:
    我倒,这个太经典了!我顶!小杨你忒强了!这都贴日志上来了
    Nov. 11
    洪亮 蒋wrote:
    虽然听过,但这个英文版的还真够贱的!!
                                                                 Lawrence
    Nov. 9

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